On Drinking

Apparently I write on Wednesdays instead of Sundays (odd, since Sunday is actually my day off)

Drinking. Plenty of people do it, and that's fine. Plenty of people do it underage, and you know what? I don't really have a problem with that, as long as they happen to be aware of the risks.

1 - Alcohol is poison. This is true, no matter how you look at it. Being drunk is referred to as being intoxicated for a reason. In small amounts, it can be beneficial for things like circulation, and it does do things like numb pain. Regardless, it's still toxic. If you're going to drink, don't complain about feeling sick or losing a few brain cells.

2 - Unknown injuries. Anyone who has gone out drinking a few times and stumbled home drunk can probably tell you a few stories. And chances are at least one involves a bruise, cut, or sore pelvic region from the night before without being able to remember the direct cause. If you're going to drink, be ready for some pain the next day.

3 - You, are a goddamn idiot. I cannot stress this enough. It's probably the greatest risk from alcohol consumption you will ever face. Look at yourself in the mirror. Now accept the fact that you, no matter how smart/clever/witty you may think you are, are a goddamn idiot. If you drink, and get drunk, chances are that you will do some terribly stupid shit. Like call or text an ex that you haven't spoken to in years. Or worse. If you're going to drink, take friends with you, so that the next day we can all laugh at what a goddamn idiot you are.

That's really all I've got. I can't think of anything else to write about right now.

Stay frosty.